STEWARTBY FC PROFILE
Josh Abbey
(Da Virus)


 
  
 
Date of Birth: 03/02/1987
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 13 Stone
Profession Arsehole
Year Joined: 2005
Favourite Position: Anywhere
 
Team Supported:
 Rushden & Diamonds
Favourite Film:
 Pulp Fiction
Favourite TV Programme:
 24
Favourite Book:
 Qur'an
Favourite Food:
 Twiglets
Favourite Drink:
 Vodka and Lime
Favourite Music Artist/Group:
 Kasabian
Previous Clubs:
 Burton Albion (on loan) and Kansas City Wizards!
Highest Playing Achievement:
 Hitting the target once in 6,045 shots!
Most Embarrassing Moment:
 Unleashing a world famous ABBEY DRIVE from
anywhere on the field
1st CD/Record Purchased:
 Babylon Zoo- spaceman
Something we didn't know about you until now!
 Im an experiment gone wrong...I escaped, I then joined the freak show in a circus... I escaped again!
Would like to be/should be Sponsored by:
 Miracle Grow and Moscow State Cirus.
Manager's Notes:
 Josh made an impact on what was probably his debut in an away fixture at Cranfield. He was instrumental in the win but managed to disclocate his shoulder. Josh uses his 6' 4" stature to dominate the midfield and his biggest strength is breaking down the opposition's attacking play. He's got as good engine and will play box to box all game and isn't afraid to get stuck in.